Farmers Almanac: “Good Chance for Snow this Winter.” Area Schools Immediately Announce Closings.

The 2018-2019 Farmers Almanac was released this week and some regions of the country are predicted to have a notably cold winter with greater than average chances for significant snowfall. In response, Whitfield County and Dalton City School systems will be closed for the months of January and February. December will operate on a 3 hour delay until further notice. When reached for comment, Chief Learning Officer Lora Ore stated, “you just can’t be too careful.”

School officials stated they are closely monitoring conditions of winter 2020.

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